Thursday, August 20, 2009

Fw: Correct Terms


Dear All.............

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance
: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse
: A person who wakes U up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage
: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Divorce
: Future tense of Marriage.
Lecture
: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference
: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise
: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary
: A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room
: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Father
: A banker provided by nature.
Criminal
: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
Boss
: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician
: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor
: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Classic
: Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile
: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office
: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn
: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc
.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee
: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience
: The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb
: An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher
: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead






 

 

 





















 

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Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Movie Review of 'Kaminey' - Hindi

I had to see it yesterday as it was a delay release in Mumbai partly because of the promo and the positive reviews in the past few days.

The first comment I wanted to write is Fuper movie! Shahid Kapoor in a dual role as Guddu and Charlie are excellent infact the entire cast is fuper sorry super. The credit must go to the script and the casting director. The caper genre movies seems easy on the screen but the amount of work that goes through behind the scenes are enormous. As with Kaminey the story revolves around the brothers, one a good guy and the other a race bookie/gangster. The circumstances lead both of them to the darkest underworld of Mumbai and how they fight for their survival is the plot summary.

I thought the film was slow with some predictable sequences or maybe I could see it coming. The other day I saw this movie 'Sankat City' which is also a Caper genre and the story revolves around 5-8 characters. Sankat City was also a brilliant movie but it had no big names or production house or big budget. It was noticed, had positive reviews but failed to make impact. Kaminey will leave a huge impact on the audiences as the style and scale of the movie is comparable with hollywood movies. If you have seen Pulp Fiction or Snatch similar kind of movies they are simple, no exaggerated facts but with Kaminey the presentation goes overboard. The sleek style and simplicity is missing! with no unpredictable twist.

The song 'Dhan ta ten' is simply amazing. The effects can be felt in the theatre, the song which we see daily on TV is nothing when compared to listening there. I am sure this will be superstardom for Shahid Kapoor and he deserves it. If he wants to retain it and move on he has to be selective on the future scripts.

My rating for this movie is 3 stars out of 5.

Rating Details:
***** - Classic & Outstanding.
**** - Must Watch. Don't Miss!
*** - Good Movie. Watch it.
** - Watch it only if you really want to.
* - Not worth your money.